Thursday, May 23, 2013

Bless Eurovision. This happened.


Sometimes, there just aren't words to express how wonderfully bizarre something is. I urge, implore, and quasi-demand that you watch this video from the annual Eurovision international music competition. Seriously, stop reading and go watch it now. I need to know I'm not the only one with this mental image anymore.
It's full of pleather
     and shoulder pads
  and a man-dress
         and spandexy dancers
 and a billowy fabric placenta thing
    and maybe multiple pairs of stilts.

And vocals. Vocals lunging into some truly unusual territory. You'll know exactly what I mean when you get there.

Yes.
This happened.

Tuesday, May 21, 2013

Graduation (...is for other people)

It feels like I have been in training forever. It feels like I will continue to be in training forever. As such, graduation ceremonies--a time of pride and hope and moving forward--secretly make me a little jealous. Nevertheless, graduations are a good opportunity for certain things.

For example: taking pictures of the back of people's heads while they are taking pictures of the back of people's heads while they are taking pictures of the back of people's heads. It's very meta.

Someone had claimed that one of the Wash U deans looks like the father figure from a Disney cartoon. The graduation ceremony was a good chance to verify this fact for myself. 
Verdict: True, indeed.
Sleeping Beauty's King Hubert, to be exact.
It was also a nice chance to get a free bottled water, the custom-printed label of which included a lengthy disclaimer about why the forbidden water bottles were being allowed on campus again just this once.


 Finally, graduations are great because there can never be enough clichés about today being the first day of the rest of your life. Today being the first glimpse beyond the next horizon. Today being the first step on a new journey. Today being possible because the support of others has been the wind beneath your wings, the foundation beneath your dreams, the rocket beneath your shuttle, the red-eyed jaguar statue beneath your Mayan temple, the saucer beneath your tea cup, the whatever beneath your whatever, etc etc etc.
Today is the beginning of a winding path into the future.
 

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Obligatory Weekend Pictures

 
Iowa has the virtue of being halfway between Missouri and Minnesota. This past weekend, it also had the virtue of springtime weather best appreciated from a campsite. Dave packed some trail mix, I packed a tent and some sporks, and we met up in central Iowa in order to...
 
- Wander around the University of Iowa campus.
 
- Camp at Lake MacBride.
 
- Wonder how they decided on this amount for the fine. I smell a compromise.
 
- Eat at this place. Its green awnings and shiny Diner sign beckoned.
 
- Giggle at this typo. (Except it's not typed... hmmm. Should it be called a Paint-o?)
For your own amusement (and mine), please caption this picture. 

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

Lunch with the BabaBelievers

 
This place looks like something from Disneyland, right?
It's actually a hospital in Puttaparthi, India, that provides specialty care free of charge to anyone and everyone. Their motto is "Love All. Serve All," which is a philosophy that I admire greatly. I met two retired doctors who have been involved in the project. The idea of volunteering with them appealed to me immediately, so when they invited me to lunch to talk more about it I jumped at the chance.
 
The lunch conversation was, in a word, unique. Rather than talking about hospital volunteer opportunities, it veered oddly toward spiritualism.
Two years ago, I went on a day-trip to visit the shrine of a controversial "Saint" in Guatemala (follow the link and scroll all the way down). In some ways, this lunch talk gave me similar feelings of admixed disbelief-awe-confusion-bemusement-fascination. 
 
I'm skeptical of everything they said, but my lunch hosts believed in the stories so ardently that it was kind of riveting to listen to them talk about it. At the very least, it inspires a sense of wonder when a person expresses deep faith in something, even if that something is impossible for you to believe. So rein in your doubt and join me for a zesty ride while I relay the highlights!
 
1. The hospital was founded by Sathya Sai,
                  aka Baba Sai,
                           aka Swami,
                                     aka Guru.


aka Baba Sound of Music
 
2. According to my lunch hosts:
 - He could conjure rings and other jewelry onto your fingers
 - He could pick mangos from a tamarind tree
 - After being inspired to build the hospital, he made the 9-year project take only 1 year.
 
Give Baba Sai a high five for building that Disney Castle Hospital in one year!
3. They told me three stories about the Swami's magic.
 - A wealthy old American couple came to visit him in India. While there, the husband died. Three days later, his grief-stricken wife went to Baba Sai. Baba told her the husband was not dead, and sent her back to the hospital. Down in the morgue, the dead man woke up and told everyone that Baba had brought him to life again.

- A young couple got in a car accident. The man's legs were crushed, and the woman died. Baba Sai told the man that if someone would give the woman an injection (...of anything), Baba would use the injection to infuse the life energy back into her. One saline injection later and *poof* the woman came back to life. Meanwhile, all the shattered glass from the car accident appeared in their kitchen.

- An old guy was told he had lung cancer. He refused any treatment until he could go to India and ask Baba Sai's advice. Baba pointed to the guy's chest and said, "I cancel your cancer. No more cancer."  The man eventually allowed doctors to take a biopsy while having open-heart surgery for something else 3 years later, and the biopsy showed only scar tissue.


Canceling cancer delights Baba Sai.

So many questions about this...
- It's certainly different from my own beliefs, but different is not necessarily bad. I'm willing to think of him as someone who tried to help people, but reluctant to accept that he's some type of magic man. Am I wrong to doubt?
- It's unusual to meet highly-educated people with extreme beliefs, like these two doctors who believe in all the *poof* and reanimation stories. Can extremism in one domain (spirituality) be separated from all the other domains of life (profession)? Can you doubt someone in one domain while trusting them in another?
- They invited me to India to visit the hospital for a week, stay in an ashram, observe how the hospital runs, and lay the groundwork for returning to volunteer with them after residency. Given that I completely support their goal of providing quality free healthcare to the poor, but I think the Swami miracle stories are probably hooey, would I be a hypocrite if I volunteered there?
- Is it possible for something pure (like a good, honest, well-run charitable hospital) to be built on something dubious?