Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Aaaaaaaaaa! ...frica

I'm back in the US! Safe, sound, and even relatively gastroenterologically intact!
There are scads of stories and pictures, which I'll post over the next week or so when I've recharged a bit, but in the meantime here's my trip summarized into a kitschy numeric nutshell:
Ten airplane connections.
Nine mosquito bites.
(Malaria! Dengue fever! Hypochondriac gone wild!)
Eight interesting travel companions
(doctors...social advocates...an elphant trainer).
Seven eye surgeries
(Aided by some old-school cautery involving a hot poker and an open flame. Not even kidding.)
Six rope bridges suspended a hundred feet above the rainforest floor.
(Plus acrobatics, tree climbing, and my brief stint as a small-business owner selling coconuts, honey, and palm oil in the jungle.)
Five astoundingly skilled cab drivers
(only one of whom hit a stray goat in traffic).
Four wooden carvings hawked by delightful shysters.
("Say me your best price, my sistah!")
Three lion cubs.
(So soft. So cuddly. So happy I didn't get mauled.)
Two phenomally ugly beaded effigies of Santa Claus.
(Merry Christmas, Dad!)
One distressed child rescued from strangulation on the Johannesburg airport's moving walkway.

5 comments:

  1. Hot pokers, lions, santa claus, and a heroic rescue? You seriously have the most exciting life, sarah. Can't wait to hear more about it. Glad you made it back safely!

    erin

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  2. Welcome back! Better yet, dysentery free this time!

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  3. Can't wait to hear all about it! What, no marriage proposals or offers to get you knocked up this time?

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  4. The utterly random marriage proposals are so pervasive in Ghana, they're hardly worth mentioning at all!

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  5. Welcome home!
    Too bad about the goat. When you accidentally kill an animal over there, don't you have to trade the owner your first born child or something?

    D

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