I have a roommate.
The roommate has a cat.
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| Jaguar. Miss Jaggles. Cat Face. Kittypuff. Meow meow. |
She is out of town.
...The roommate.
Not the cat.
The roommate is out of town.
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| Roommate's vacation photo taken while running for her life after provoking a Colorado mountain squirrel into a carnivorous rage. |
The cat has decided that the roommates' absence is her cue to go full-on
Kamikaze Vomit Rampage all over the place.
Kamikaze Vomit Rampage all over the place.
I still like this animal anyway, but can anyone explain why Miss Feline DemonSpawn has the need to kittybarf her feelings?
If she's lonely, can't she just come cuddle like a normal cat?
If she's lonely, can't she just come cuddle like a normal cat?
Try to be understanding. Some cats -- and some humans -- broadcast their desire to cuddle through vomit. I'm not saying it makes sense...just that like many members of BCA (Barf Cuddlers Anoymous), I bring an airplane sick bag and a tub of antacids to any interaction with cuddling potential.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I always feel empty-handed (or -pawed?) if I enter a cuddling scenario without a recently-hunted mouse. That probably seems weird at first, too.
Hats off to you, oh Anonymous person, for what has to be the funniest comment of the year!
DeleteMay karma reward you with a support group for your BCA, so that you can get the help you (so obviously, desperately, and hilariously) need.