When I was a wee little wunkin, I had a root canal on one of my molars because of an abscessed tooth. Dr. Calderwood put a flashy gold cap on it and sent me out to impress the world with my bling.
Seventeen years later, I finally traded the bling out for a tooth-colored porcelain crown!
Now it's just a question of what to do with the gold tooth.
- Sell it to a gold dealer? ($15)
- Save it for the Tooth Fairy? (Years of fruitless waiting.)
- Wear it as jewelry? (Tooth necklace. Classy.)
- Give it to somone as the worst birthday gift ever? (Katy? You turned 29 recently, right?)
I do believe that would trump the light-up pepper grinder, though would be slightly more valuable.
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