For several years, my real goal in life has been to discover by trial and error just how many pagers I can wear to make myself look uber-important but without making my scrub pants fall off.
Four.
If I wore them on a bandolier like Rambo, I think I could push the number higher.
If you invest in some good sturdy suspenders you could probably carry the pagers for everyone who's on-call in the entire hospital. You should look into that.
Also, I'm glad to see you're liking St Louis! We miss you!
Very funny!...but I don't think "looking uber-important" has ever been on your goal list. I'm calling your bluff! You've always been way more into doing good work behind the scenes without getting the credit you deserve. Four pagers doesn't change that. (I did have a night when I was carrying 5 at once, though. Yowch.)
If you invest in some good sturdy suspenders you could probably carry the pagers for everyone who's on-call in the entire hospital. You should look into that.
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Very funny!...but I don't think "looking uber-important" has ever been on your goal list. I'm calling your bluff! You've always been way more into doing good work behind the scenes without getting the credit you deserve. Four pagers doesn't change that.
ReplyDelete(I did have a night when I was carrying 5 at once, though. Yowch.)
Wow, D. Did your scrub bottoms stay up?
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