Electrifying moments in sporting history

I just got home from the park. You see, after retiring from the hallowed sport of kickball in the 5th grade, I returned to it today as a substitute for the ophtho department's league team.

The sun was bright. The grass was green. The pitches were underhand, medium speed, medium bouncy. The perfect storm.

After 7 thrilling innings, our team managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, narrowly losing with a score of 6 to 0.

Edge of the seats, folks. Edge of the seats.