Something is horribly wrong with this package of neon sour gummy worms.
Can you spot it?
Can you spot it?
The packaging's decent. Nothing is spelled wrong. There's no subtle subliminal message.
They're not stale. They taste all gummy and neon and such, exactly as advertised.
There's even the added benefit of fat-freedom, plus the fact that they were only $1. But if you've ever had neon sour gummy worms, think for just a second about what the absolute best flavor combo in the whole package is and then the problem becomes flagrantly obvious.
Somehow, biting the red halves and the blue halves off their respective yellow and orange halves in order to sticky them together and pretend there are red/blue ones just isn't the same. Deep sigh...I tried. So much for the total package.
They're not stale. They taste all gummy and neon and such, exactly as advertised.
There's even the added benefit of fat-freedom, plus the fact that they were only $1. But if you've ever had neon sour gummy worms, think for just a second about what the absolute best flavor combo in the whole package is and then the problem becomes flagrantly obvious.
Somehow, biting the red halves and the blue halves off their respective yellow and orange halves in order to sticky them together and pretend there are red/blue ones just isn't the same. Deep sigh...I tried. So much for the total package.
I was so sure you were going to say something like that the worms spelled out a word or looked like a picture of the Virgin Mary when you dumped them out of the package. I spent WAY too long looking at that photo trying to spot it!
ReplyDelete...but you're right that the red/blue ones are the best.
You eat those things??! I would've thought you were a health nut. This changes everything!
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